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Yesterday, i watched twilight with steph and lisynn, a new friend. I really must say, with twilight, it's a plus-minus thing. Plus, because it appeals to the fuzzy wuzzy mushy me, and minus, because it brings out the realist (or pessimist?) in me.
The Twilight series is every girl's ultimate romance.
Come on, a guy who loves you beyond all comprehension? A guy who, not only is handsome, but is the most compassionate, protective, capable, romantic, sweetest guy around? A guy whowouldn't CAN'T live without you.
Amanda writes, and I paraphrase :
Normal guys vs Edward Cullen
A normal guy would say: “I love you baby!”
Edward Cullen would say: “You are my life now.”
Normal Guy would say: “I think I am falling for you.”
Edward Cullen would say: “And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.”
Normal Guy would say: “You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!”
Edward Cullen would say: “Your hair looks like a haystack but I like it.”
A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you.
Edward Cullen would sing you a song he wrote for you while playing the piano.
If you die, a normal guy would find another.
If you die, Edward would kill himself cause life without you isn’t worth living.
~Well, I wasn’t going to live without you..” He rolled his eyes as if that fact were childishly obvious. “..but I wasn’t sure how to do it. I knew Emmett and Jasper would never help so I was thinking maybe I would go to Italy and do something to provoke the Volturi.” ~
As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: “Bye, see ya!”
As you leave the house Edward Cullen would say: “Come back to me, love.”
~He smiled my favorite smile. “Hurry back to me.”
“Always.”~
As you come back to the house, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice.
As you come back to the house, Edward Cullen would be welcoming you by playing the piano with a song just for you.
~I heard the music before I was out of the car. Edward hadn’t touched his piano since the night Alice left. Now, as I shut the door, I heard the song morph through a bridge and change into my lullaby. Edward was welcoming me home.’ ~
A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast.
Edward Cullen would make you breakfast everyday.
While you are both out for dinner, a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the sexy waitress.
Edward Cullen wouldn’t even notice the waitress was a female.
A normal guy, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio.
Edward Cullen, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and the other attached to yours.
While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: “I miss you.”
While far apart in different places, Edward Cullen would say: “It’s like you’ve taken half myself with you.”
A normal guy wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares.
Edward Cullen would sing until your nightmares went away.
~"Do you want me to sing to you? I’ll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away.” ~
A normal guy does it with everyone.
Edward Cullen only does it with one.
A normal guy buys you flowers and chocolates.
Edward Cullen buys you a car. (Jowinn would love that XD)
A normal guy would phone the police if you're seconds from being raped.
Edward Cullen zooms up in a silver Volvo, orders you to get in the car, zooms off, and has to restrain himself from killing the "lowlifes" (which he actually can do), furious beyond belief that you were nearly hurt.
A normal guy would sleep beside you. Or, if he's not sleepy, grope you. =.=
Edward Cullen stays by your bedside awake all night, watching as you sleep, fascinated by every breath you take, every word you utter, holding you in his arms as you drift.
~*~*~*~*~
Some of the things he says are SO cheesy if you look at them individually, but somehow, it doesn't seem cheesy, just because it's Edward who says it. And because he's so much the perfect Edward, no actor can possibly live up to the female population's expectations.
But I do think Robert Pattinson is hot when he smiles =D Robert may not be as hot as Edward should be (who is, after all?), but mmm. He fits my mental picture of Edward, although people seem to think he's ugly. I think he's okay, as long as he doesn't wear button up shirts XD Bella wasn't very much as I imagined, though.
Yesterday, i watched twilight with steph and lisynn, a new friend. I really must say, with twilight, it's a plus-minus thing. Plus, because it appeals to the fuzzy wuzzy mushy me, and minus, because it brings out the realist (or pessimist?) in me.
The Twilight series is every girl's ultimate romance.
Come on, a guy who loves you beyond all comprehension? A guy who, not only is handsome, but is the most compassionate, protective, capable, romantic, sweetest guy around? A guy who
Amanda writes, and I paraphrase :
Normal guys vs Edward Cullen
A normal guy would say: “I love you baby!”
Edward Cullen would say: “You are my life now.”
Normal Guy would say: “I think I am falling for you.”
Edward Cullen would say: “And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.”
Normal Guy would say: “You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!”
Edward Cullen would say: “Your hair looks like a haystack but I like it.”
A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you.
Edward Cullen would sing you a song he wrote for you while playing the piano.
If you die, a normal guy would find another.
If you die, Edward would kill himself cause life without you isn’t worth living.
~Well, I wasn’t going to live without you..” He rolled his eyes as if that fact were childishly obvious. “..but I wasn’t sure how to do it. I knew Emmett and Jasper would never help so I was thinking maybe I would go to Italy and do something to provoke the Volturi.” ~
As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: “Bye, see ya!”
As you leave the house Edward Cullen would say: “Come back to me, love.”
~He smiled my favorite smile. “Hurry back to me.”
“Always.”~
As you come back to the house, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice.
As you come back to the house, Edward Cullen would be welcoming you by playing the piano with a song just for you.
~I heard the music before I was out of the car. Edward hadn’t touched his piano since the night Alice left. Now, as I shut the door, I heard the song morph through a bridge and change into my lullaby. Edward was welcoming me home.’ ~
A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast.
Edward Cullen would make you breakfast everyday.
While you are both out for dinner, a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the sexy waitress.
Edward Cullen wouldn’t even notice the waitress was a female.
A normal guy, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio.
Edward Cullen, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and the other attached to yours.
While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: “I miss you.”
While far apart in different places, Edward Cullen would say: “It’s like you’ve taken half myself with you.”
A normal guy wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares.
Edward Cullen would sing until your nightmares went away.
~"Do you want me to sing to you? I’ll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away.” ~
A normal guy does it with everyone.
Edward Cullen only does it with one.
A normal guy buys you flowers and chocolates.
Edward Cullen buys you a car. (Jowinn would love that XD)
A normal guy would phone the police if you're seconds from being raped.
Edward Cullen zooms up in a silver Volvo, orders you to get in the car, zooms off, and has to restrain himself from killing the "lowlifes" (which he actually can do), furious beyond belief that you were nearly hurt.
A normal guy would sleep beside you. Or, if he's not sleepy, grope you. =.=
Edward Cullen stays by your bedside awake all night, watching as you sleep, fascinated by every breath you take, every word you utter, holding you in his arms as you drift.
~*~*~*~*~
Some of the things he says are SO cheesy if you look at them individually, but somehow, it doesn't seem cheesy, just because it's Edward who says it. And because he's so much the perfect Edward, no actor can possibly live up to the female population's expectations.
But I do think Robert Pattinson is hot when he smiles =D Robert may not be as hot as Edward should be (who is, after all?), but mmm. He fits my mental picture of Edward, although people seem to think he's ugly. I think he's okay, as long as he doesn't wear button up shirts XD Bella wasn't very much as I imagined, though.
I loved the parts where he protected her from Tyler's car, where he saved her from Port Angeles and even had to restrain himself from returning and killing those "lowlifes", where he slams James across the ballet studio.I am SUCH a bibble for romance. =) cheesy as it is, i fall for the whole knight-in-shining-armour thing. But if it did happen in real life, I would just go =.=' SWEAT. Because things like that just don't happen, guys just don't talk that way, and if they did, it's probably insincere. Agree? =) I mean, if a guy says "I will love you forever and ever" then it is SO insincere.
Oh and btw, Alice and James' personalities were EXACTLY how I pictured them. Alice, cute, enthusiastic and pixielike, James (below), the relentless tracker and hunter.
Robert Pattinson looks good in pull over shirts, like above. NOT good in button up shirts. (If you are one of the 999 girls who thinks he is ugly, please don't come after me.) Edward, I am sure, would look good in just about anything.
Oh wow. How long can I go on about a fictional character? This just about proves the silliness of a teenage female.
I advise girls not to overdose on the Twilight series, as you become disillusioned with real life and real guys.
And guys too, because it will make your self esteem plummet six feet underground.
(written on December 3rd, 2008, Wednesday)
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